If you hang yourself half way off your swing and semi upside down while it's in motion and hold youself like that for awhile after I've fed you a bowl of oatmeal, you will spit up all over the floor.
And you don't need to keep checking to see if your spit up is still on the floor with each tick tock of your swing. It will still be there each time you check until I wipe it up.
And if you drop your biscuit on the floor off the same side of the swing before I get a chance to wipe up your spit, your biscuit will be covered in spit and trust me, you won't want it any more. So there's no need to cry for it because you can't reach it.
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