Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I Bet Her Name Was Bubba

It was my third year of college and I had just transferred Universities. I wanted extra spending money and the THING to do was to get a job on campus. The trick was though, was to get a job on campus that was -easy-. A job that allowed you to earn that paycheck all the while work on your studies at the same time. Oh yeah, and socialize with your friends when they popped by too.

My roomates and I heard that the library was THE place to get a great (and easy) campus job. So we applied there. They were lucky. I got a job, but wasn't as lucky...grumble.

They both got jobs in Periodicals. Easy peasy. They had to put all the magazines back where they belonged and other than that, they got to chit chat, read all the latest gossip (from all the current magazines at their fingertips), and study as need be...and what better place too than the quiet lower level of the library.

Me, I got hired to work in Interlibrary Loans. Yay. I actually had to work my tail off...gathering books and copying articles and scanning chapters and then the packaging and faxing of materials to all the various colleges in the area. And then accept in all the materials students on campus had ordered from other libraries and sort and sift and label and address so that they could come by and pick up what they needed....

Then there was the updating in the computer system etc etc etc so on and so forth.

Meanwhile, as I'd shuffle through Periodicals I'd see my roomates gabbing with friends or reading the latest People Magazine.

But I did meet some neat people in Interlibrary Loans that I worked with, one of them being a guy named Denny. He had a very English accent and was just attending college in the States and then probably returning home afterwards. He was spunky and lively and entertaining. Most of all though, he always came to work with some story to share.

He came dragging in to work one day with the darkest circles under his eyes, yet with a big cheshire cat grin on his face. Upon further investigation, I found out he had spent the entire night ~chatting on the internet~ with a girl.

"Chatting on the internet?? Huh?? What do you mean?" I asked.

He went on to explain to me about IRC and what it was and how you used it and how he had met the most amazing girl in his life... right there... on IRC and how he saw a picture of her and how he was sure she was a model and how he might be in love... all from one night's chat.

After telling him I think he needed some serious rest, I teased him about the possibility of this "dream girl" being a man in disguise and how SHE was probably named Bubba with some sort of rhaspy, deep voice. Needless to say, he found little humor in my jest and assured me - this.was.real.and.she.was.real. -

I knew nothing much about the internet at that time. I knew at the University I came from I could get an email account on campus for $10 a month, but I'd have to go into one particular building on the rather large State campus to check it on one of about 15 computers.

So this whole IRC, chatting, free email, etc that was at my finger tips at the new University was a novelty to me.

Denny showed me how to telnet in to IRC using a UNIX machine. It was exciting and fascinating...

And thus began my life in the WWW and the Internet...

One thing lead to another and the knowledge of how to do more and more with the Internet and computers evolved.

That is how I ended up on the Internet.

How did you end up on the Internet?

I wonder.

9 comments:

Marianna said...

lol~ mine started out similarly... I got hooked to mIRC... my name was Moonlite. As I'd come into the room, the crowd would yell "MOOOON"... and such started my expedition thru an online world.

M~

Leesa said...

I moved in with a girl I worked with and she had a computer. She helped me get a hotmail account, and the rest is history :)
I need to remember to thank her!

Silly Hily said...

Gosh, I have no idea! My step-dad is a computer wiz and I can remember him "reading the paper" on the computer (after I heard the computer dial like a phone) and thought it was the coolest thing! As far as me really starting to use it, I guess I'll just say I'm learning more and more every day. (The internet still kind of scares me a little.)

Sprinkles said...

um - you are old ;)

Anonymous said...

I started out around 1990 or so with a 2400 baud modem connecting to local BBS's for chatting and local games etc. I guess that doesn't really count since it wasn't the 'internet'. Was lucky enough to get in on the San Diego beta of cable modem test in 1993...it was amazing as it was a full 10MBps connection. Jumping to that kind of speed (which still is unheard of today for home use) from that old crappy dialup modem got me totally hooked.

The rest is history as I've been plugged in ever since. Oh and yeah, that John guy is OLD :)

Anonymous said...

This may date me as young, but I first remember using the internet as a freshman or sophomore in highschool. Around 1995. We had AOL at home after begging for it to use for school. All I really did was email people, but now I couldn't live without it.

manababies said...

My first job, fresh out of college, was for a software firm. We didn't have the Internet right away but when they hooked us all up, it was like a big party, with everyone chatting with one another and surfing the Web. You can bet that since that day our productivity went down significantly. :) Soon after I was given the opportunity to work for another software company, designing Web-based sort of stuff. But I turned it down because the thought of doing design for the Web was so boring to me, since at the time it was so clunky and slow with a ton of limitations. Probably one of the worst decisions I've ever made, career-wise. Of course, if I had gone for that, I probably wouldn't be doing what I'm doing now. So perhaps it wasn't such a bad decision after all.

Anonymous said...

So what happened with Danny and Bubba? Was she what he thought?
Did she have a mustache?

Sprinkles said...

Well, Bubba wasn't in any close proximity...and Denny was too busy dating a lot of different women to be too concerned...

That is until he was walking around his house with all his roomates and several other house loungers one morning and realized after seeing several entirely shocked faces that his ~you know what~ had been hanging out of his boxers slot the whole time...