I'm Calling About Your House For Sale

My husband calls me today on his new cell phone. He calls our land line, as it's still working for another couple of days.

"Hi, I'm calling about your house for sale..."

I am thinking, 'He thinks I don't recognize his new cell number and he's playing with me...'

"My house for sale...?"

"Yes, your house for sale."

"My house isn't for sale."

"It isn't??" (He sounds very confused like he's sitting in the car outside a house for sale and he just dialed the number on the sign.)

Now I'm laughing.

"No, it's not for sale."

At the sound of my laughing my husband gets a bit distracted.

"Who is this? Is this xxx-xxxx?"

"No, this is your wife and you called the house."

"My wife?...~insert real name here~??? This is you??"

Laughing quite hard now.

"Yes, it's ME!!"

"Well, that's so weird! Honestly! I didn't dial the house number. And I almost asked if your Mommy was there because you sounded like a little kid!"

Life is never dull for me, I swear.